Can I eat it?

Jan 06 2010
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Oh hai, you guys. Remember me? I used to do this tumblr thing, and then I dropped off the face of the earth? See, I had this plan, and it involved making a new tumblr, and using that one instead, and telling you all about it, and that new tumblr was also going to be available to all my non-internet peeps (who didn’t know about the first one because, dude, anonymous bitching is so much less likely to get me fired), and then I’d be able to stay in touch with everyone more easily and unicorns would show up at my front door with candy!

So that plan backfired, because I went to grad school, and it turns out that that shit is hard. BUT I missed you all, so I’m resurrecting that half-hearted effort, and inviting you all there. Which is to say, here. Come say hi!

(Oh, and I can’t follow you from there, apparently, because it’s not the primary account. Which is silly. But I’ll still be here, mintying quietly, watching youuuuuuu….I just won’t post from here anymore. OK? OK! Love you! Kthxbai!)

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Aug 06 2009
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thisiswhyyourefat:

Great Balls Of Fire

Deep fried mashed potato balls infused with bacon, garlic, and Sriracha with cheddar cheese centers and covered with gravy.

(Submitted by Jason Tran)

Well, hi. Get in my belly.

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Jul 31 2009
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Jul 21 2009
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sistermarymartha:

dailybunny:

Via

Holy shit Minty, this cuddly little bunny is too much.

How you doin’?

Oh dear lord, SMM. I have no words.

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Jul 15 2009
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Jul 13 2009

No. Just, no.

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Jul 10 2009
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"On Wednesday, 3rd September 2008, Liverpool awoke to find a giant spider hanging from the side of a building. "

Photo by Peter Carr, via the Big Picture

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"The spider weighs over 37 tonnes."

Photo by Peter Carr, via the Big Picture

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Jul 09 2009
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Jul 02 2009

Annals of stupidity

"Missouri State Representative Cynthia Davis is one tough cookie. Last week she opposed subsidizing school lunches for low income children during summer months saying, "Hunger can be a positive motivator.

This is excellent news considering 1 in 5 Missouri kids is living in hunger, so that state is due for a productivity boon.”

(from HuffPo)

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sporkorfoon: York Peppermint Patty Filled Cupcake. I have no words. Source

Any Seattleite who goes apartmenting for me will also receive a batch of these…mainly just because I want an excuse to make them.

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Know anyone in Seattle who could use $40?

Halp! There’s an open house today for an apartment I’m really excited about. Problem is that it’s in Seattle, and I’m in New York. So if you know anyone in Seattle that could visit an apartment today for about 20 minutes in order to look around and take some pictures for me, that would be sweet. I’ll pay them in cash ($40) and undying gratitude.

The apartment is in Fremont, right off the 44 or the 5 bus lines— pretty easy to get to, I think.

Anyway, if anyone knows anyone or feels like reblogging for their legions of Seattle followers, that would be excellent. Email is mintygreener at gmail dot com.

Thanks!

ETA: The open house is from 5:30 to 6:30, Seattle time.

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Jul 01 2009

Thanks, guys! As a token of my gratitude for all your heartings, here’s a video that kind of made my day.

(Maybe it’s made the rounds already, I don’t know…I’m sometimes behind on these things. Because I’m sometimes behind on life in general.)

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A brief update on the life of the recently absent Mintygreen

For the two of you who care. The rest of you can just scroll on by.

  • Got my LSAT score back. And, um, not to brag or anything, but I totally fucking rocked it. (Yes, you’re right, it is bragging. Cut me a little slack, I’m excited!)
  • Still trying to figure out how the hell I get myself and my stuff out to Seattle in September. Can’t really afford to rent a car or hire a moving service, but would rather not have to buy all new furniture once I get out there. Dilemma!
  • Have so far been relatively successful in meeting my goal of eating Shake Shack at least once a week for the rest of my time in New York.
  • Have so far been relatively unsuccessful in meeting my goal of spending less money on food. See above.
  • And, most importantly: gave my official notice and have only five weeks of work left!! Eeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!

And that about sums it up.

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Jun 24 2009
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I want this dress. That is all.

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