wordjournal: noun • [ornithology] the characteristics of a specific type of bird that enables it to be immediately identified by a birder. As in: “When I first saw the bird’s jizz, I knew it was a swallow.”
2. Please come out when I know you're in there and...
(via chuffedlittlemuffin) This wins Tumblr. I really don’t think I could love anything more than this post, except perhaps a bunny holding a laptop on which the internet is open and displaying this post.
Tumblarity WTF? Can I join the chorus of people who just don’t get it?
Oh, Manny, why couldn't you just let Manny be... →
(via poisonville) Awesome awesome awesome. I dislike Manny more than any other professional sports player. I would rather spend a day with Sean Avery than with Manny Ramirez. So seeing him called out like this? Oh, it is sweet.
I should have thought things through.
subjecttomeg: So banana bread has been made, because I had old bananas that I didn’t want to throw away. And it looks lovely. And smells delicious. But this particular recipe tells you to resist the urge to eat the bread, put it in the fridge after it has cooled down, and wait until tomorrow to eat it. I’m thinking since it’s just for us, I’m not going to follow that particular direction. Put...
So I registered for the LSATs! June 8th. The day after one of my half-marathons, on the theory that at least that way I’m guaranteed to get a good night’s sleep. Also, otherwise I have to wait until September. (For those of you who’ve been paying attention enough to wonder why I’m taking these now when I’m going to grad school for something else in the...
My uterus has turned into some sort of feral feline thing trying to claw itself out of my body. Advil is powerless against transmogrification. (TMI? TMIdon’tgiveashit!)
True story of the day, part two
Maury Povich is an ass, and inviting famous people to talk about things is dangerous.
True story of the day
I’m at a conference with Maury Povich.
Hikergirl: try writing the alphabet in the air with your toes every night before bed. (A tip from a high-school track coach— but I swear it works.)
So this was one of the worst days I’ve had in quite a while. I think I’m going to curl up with tea and a mystery until it’s over.
In all my years of adulthood and relationships.
sistermarymartha: I have never before been in this position. I am not sure what to do with myself. Choosing to not hang out with someone and potentially hurting their feelings, makes me feel like a dick. what.the.fuck Better to set boundaries now than end up resenting someone later. Everyone has their own rhythm and pace for these things, and you should give yourself credit for paying...
My coworker just walked into my office and identified my shampoo brand by smell. I am mildly creeped out.